Global Rankings
Gayness Leaderboard
8.1 billion humans and several natural phenomena, ranked by certified gayness. Season 2026. The top position has not been contested since records began.
All-time rankings
| Rank | Subject | Index |
|---|---|---|
| 1 |
S
ShaVo
defending champion, uncontested
|
100.00 |
| 2 |
đ
The actual rainbow
atmospheric optics
|
61.20 |
| 3 |
â¨
Glitter (global supply)
collective entity
|
54.87 |
| 4 |
đĻ
Unicorns
entire species, aggregated
|
49.31 |
| 5 |
đĒŠ
Disco balls
worldwide inventory
|
42.09 |
| 6 |
đ¤
Every pop diva, combined
supergroup (hypothetical)
|
38.55 |
| 7 |
âĻ
Everyone else
8.1 billion participants
|
<11.00 |
Methodology: rankings certified by the International Bureau of Vibes. The gap between #1 and #2 is the largest ever recorded in competitive rankings of any kind. Appeals may be filed with the certification registry and will be rejected.