Certification Registry

Certificate of Gayness

The official record. Suitable for framing, HR disputes, and settling arguments permanently. Each issuance receives a unique registry number; the verdict is shared across all of them.

International Bureau of Vibes · Certification Registry

Certificate of Gayness

This document certifies, beyond all measurable doubt, that
ShaVo
★ 100% certified gay ★
Registry No.
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Date of issue
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Valid until
Forever
Dr. Fabulous
Chief Vibe Officer
The Rainbow Itself
Independent Witness
This certificate is non-transferable, non-revocable, and was never really in question. Verify at yes.run.place/api/v1/certificate.